I bet by now you were thinking this face/butt/boob lift for the blog would never happen right? Well, how wrong you were, cos it has!!
The dot wordpress has been dropped (thank goodness) and I’m now all lovely and self hosted – plus, recipes have been updated, the About page has been updated, and there will soon be QUESTIONS answered in the FAQ page! Expect a post about that soon, so if you have anything you wanna ask, write it down now or forever hold your peace
Sooo anyway, update your google readers, blogrolls, cross out the ‘.wordpress’ on all the Post-Its you have stuck round your house reminding you of my blog, and for my single fan who has www.britchickruns.wordpress.com tattooed on himself? Well…you’re beyond help.
I also have to give a MASSIVE shout out to my beloved Jess, who has helped me SO much with this – I can’t thank her enough! (cue Oscars-speech worthy crying)
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Onwards and upwards
(and excuse the mega length of this post – it’s been 2days, what’s a blogger to do!?)
Oh gawsdshshdhs! Was it really only Thursday when I last blogged?? Judging by the amount of photos on my camera, you’d think whole lifetimes had passed. Instead, there’s just been many, many bowls of oatmeal:

Ok, two.

Two is enough.


Cinnamon overripe pear though – you can never have enough of them!

Did you know I eat the core and all? The ONLY bit I don’t eat is the stick at the top
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Ok, now let’s take a journey back in time; you may recall my socca FAIL on…Thursday? Well, I am not one to be beaten by bad food, oh no. I will fight back, fight hard, and fight dirty. In the case of the aforementioned socca, it did NOT get thrown away. Instead, I mixed it with the remains of my curry soya mince….


Served alongside….what else, roasted veggies!!


HA! The socca was TASTY! Take THAT, world!! I think the flavah-flaves infused overnight or something, cos it really was faboosh
In fact, I decided to make yet more socca today for lunch
This time, I loosely followed Ashley’s socca recipe, although I adjusted the measurements cos there’s only one o’ me. Oh, the life of a singleton ay?


You know what that is? GREASE. Yes, I GREASED my pan today. Non-greased pan = one messed up messy load of mess (shan’t be making that mistake again).
Ummmm…did it work?

I baked that early in the day, and then just let it sit and hang around for a while whilst I did other things (*cough-play007JamesBond on the Wii like a little boy – cough*). Theeen I served it, with a brussels sprouts/shallots/garlic stir fry (using the same spices + tomato puree, thrown in for good measure)


I got a bit carried away taking pictures


It WORKED! It
was
delicious
I really can’t describe the texture – kinda like seitan, but…more dough-y, less chew-y….honestly, I think the best thing would be if you just made the darn stuff. It’s so easy! Chickpea flour is pretty common (it’s called gram flour too) – Waitrose have it, I’m preeetty sure Tesco have it, and loads of independent shops/probzably ethnic stores have it. Make it your Sunday mission! My Sunday mission will be to make more of it, fo sho – I think it’d make a hotdiggity quick nutritious lunch to eat at uni (I normally only have a 10-minute midway lecture break to eat lunch). Sooooortttiiiiddddd.
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Twas an odd start this morning. I rented a film last night (The Switch – I LOVE Jennifer Aniston, she be my girl crush, but the film…? Hmm…not so much. It was ok, but the ending bugged the hell outta me. Plus I think the lead bloke had an annoying face. Heh.) so I drove into town quickly this mornin’ to return it. When I got up though, the appetite had vamooshed, so I forwent (forgoed?) breakfast (:O that NEVER happens!) and instead treated myself to a lovely cappuccino

By the time I’d got home, I was ready for oats!
*insert picture of oats here*
I also did hay-unloading, which I think made my injured ankle very angry; it felt faaairly OK this morning, but after lugging big old hay bales about, it’s felt much more sore all day
It’s been a week since I did it!! Gah. I am SO fed up with being injured, #stoopidcrankybody. I NEED it to be healed by Weds-ish, so I can go for a short run to report back to Mr FF (Mr Fit Physio, in case you forgot) about how my legs are feeling – we have another date (fine, APPOINTMENT) on Friday yee see…
Oh well.
I’m a firm believer that good food can heal.
So I made some more

Roasted celeriac, parsnip and butternut, with a 1/2 serving of peanut flour, mixed with cocoa powder and agave nectar…

…for the dippeh-dippeh, obvs.

5 stars
(FYI – chocolate peanut blob stuff goes REALLY well with curry socca!! – and that’s for realz yo!)
Now, this afternoon, I was craving oats in a jar. Problemo = no empty jars. So, I decided to bake my mum some peanut buttery bars, purely so I’d have an empty jar ready and waiting
Bars:

Jar:

Mission: accomplished.
I didn’t actually have OIAJ this eve tho – I had YIA1/2C for a snack instead!

You didn’t think I’d let my peanut buttery measuring cup used for the PB bars go to waste did you!!??

That’s be yogurt in a 1/2 cup, for you lay folk :p
Noowww – I feel this post is approaching the heck-I-don’t-wanna’read-anymore stage (if it hasn’t already), so I’ll leave you with two other fabulous eats
Item One: A beautiful Green Monster (kale, soya milk, nutmeg, cinnamon, vanilla, banana)

Item Two: Blackened tofu (marinated in cocoa balsamic, ketchup, mirin, soy sauce)

Highlights of my weekend
Tell me, my lovelies – who do you have a crush on? I have a BIG crush on my physio, but other than him – Channing Tatum, Josh Hartnett (circa Pearl Harbour & Lucky Number Slevin) annnd…..hmm….one more…that’s a toughie. OH! R-Patz!! I am very Team Edward, he has stolen my heart


YAY so excited bout the new site!!!! AHH CHANNING TATUM FOR SURE and jesse metcalfe!
All your eats look so good!! You always make me want to eat smoothies with a side of roast veggies and some more roasted veggies
I HAVE to try socca now, it looks really good! Next weekend when I hit up the health food store I know exactly what kind of flour I’m buying
The physio at my clinic is pretty hot too – it must be a pre-requisite! Unfortunately I have to see the podiatrist (as long as he makes my foot and hip better I should care, right?).
Josh Hartnett is nice – I went to see a play with him in a few years ago, but he had food poisoning and I had to watch his understudy instead (but play was good though!)
I am team Edward too! I think R-Patz needs to bring a new film out asap, I miss his face!
OH josh hartnett was my ultimate male pin-up for many a year… watching the faculty repeatedly DESPITE being scared of the alieny freaky peeps. OH and hellloooo, when he played trip fontaine in the virgin suicides. wowzers, he certainly was a stone fox :-p
other crushes included dan hunter from hollyoaks (back in the days when it rocked) and also a big old slice of jared leto (pre current “goth-androgeny-band-poser” phase)
i actually went to madame tussauds yest and had my piccy taken with mr pattz himself! it was creepy, he even had stubbly facial hair coming out of his waxy chin. im not sure i liked!
You reminded me of something I was planing to make a while ago. Just bookmarked the recipe. And to have it as a proper meal with roasted veggies is just the best idea ever!